trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card



tanakathemovie:

vrooom

tanakathemovie:

vrooom




kirindave:

zamii070:

everytime

Almost as bad, “What are you anxious about?”



speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*




shinypokemonlab:

Awww snap! Shiny pokemon time!!

This is just a small giveaway for meteor-falls' Space Pokemon Day! As you can see, its a shiny Solrock and Lunatone. The rules are the same as always:)

  1. Must be following both, meteor-falls and shinypokemonlab (you wont regret it lol)
  2. Reblog=1 entry
  3. Likes= an additional entry (you must have reblogged it as well, or your additional entry will not be counted)
  4. Must have a copy of Pokemon X/Y with a working WiFi connection
  5. Must have your ask box open and be comfortable sharing your friend code with me

This is a small giveaway with a small time to enter! A random winner will be chosen at midnight, tonight Oct. 1st.

NOTE: Every 200 notes this giveaway gets, ill add a shiny event legendary space pokemon! Enjoy:) ~aquacarl




shinypokemonlab:

Awww snap! Shiny pokemon time!!

This is just a small giveaway for meteor-falls' Space Pokemon Day! As you can see, its a shiny Solrock and Lunatone. The rules are the same as always:)

  1. Must be following both, meteor-falls and shinypokemonlab (you wont regret it lol)
  2. Reblog=1 entry
  3. Likes= an additional entry (you must have reblogged it as well, or your additional entry will not be counted)
  4. Must have a copy of Pokemon X/Y with a working WiFi connection
  5. Must have your ask box open and be comfortable sharing your friend code with me

This is a small giveaway with a small time to enter! A random winner will be chosen at midnight, tonight Oct. 1st.

NOTE: Every 200 notes this giveaway gets, ill add a shiny event legendary space pokemon! Enjoy:) ~aquacarl




(Source: pugclub)



666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(Source: tuhree)



ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano)



folieadontleaveryan:

map-of-problematique:

shawnsmirk:

I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

I WANT A NOSE RING

I WANT A TATTOO

I WANT TO DO THINGS

WITH MY OWN BODY

BUT I CANT

BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM



my dash did a thing

my dash did a thing



torijoanne:

This is hilarious

torijoanne:

This is hilarious



shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE

shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE



(Source: afterstories)



petroliuus:

destructiondragon360:

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

wait what’s the joke

reincarnation